NEVER HAVE I EVER...

Let’s play a game of “Never Have I Ever…”

I’ll go first.

1. Never have I ever seen a buyer appreciate a supot-shaped lot and say:

"Wow, papasok lahat ng suwerte dito!"

2. Never have I ever heard a buyer say:

“Solid nito ah… buhos yung foundation!”

3. Never have I ever seen a buyer read a sign that says “SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY” and think:

“Naku, bawal pala ako dito. Di ako serious eh.”

4. Never have I ever seen a buyer fall for a “discount” that’s literally just the gross price rewritten as net.

Your turn. 😄

[To be clear: these aren’t bad things… they’re just not good selling points. At least I haven't seem them work.] 🙃